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A soft, heavyweight tee built for easy confidence. This garment-dyed cotton shirt settles into a relaxed silhouette that moves with you and gets better with every wear. The front reads a wry, self-assured line celebrating fifty years of not caring, while the back delivers a short, sharp statement: PERIOD. Wear it as a quiet rebel’s anthem — layered under a jacket at a casual anniversary dinner, on a coffee run, or out with friends who appreciate dry humor and lived-in comfort. The muted, vintage-like color and tubular knit make it feel lived-in from day one; the sewn-in label and double-needle seams keep it honest wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed, tubular knit with no side seams for clean drape
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams; sewn-in label
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
T-Shirt — "Authentic 50 Years of Not Giving a Damn" Birthday Tee (Back: PERIOD.)
$33.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture
- Relaxed, tubular knit with no side seams for clean drape
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams; sewn-in label
- Sizes S–4XL and available in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean